SOA (School of the arts) Audition

Hey people i did a SOA audition today and this is the monologue i had to do...


I an presently at what the psychologist call the "Awkward age". That means I'm not a little kid anymore... But I'm not grown up yet. That also means my parents don't know what category i belong in. For example, according to my mother, i am too old for some of the activities i still enjoy. I am to old to go trick- or- treating on Halloween. I am to old to spy on my sister when she comes home from her dates. I am to old to swipe apples from Ms. Munsters tree.

Besides being to old. I'm old enough to know better to (mimic a scolding adult) "Brendan you know good in well your not suppose to ware those muddy shoes on the carpet." On the other hand, I am to young for many of the things i like to do. According to my parents, I am to young to see a rated PG movie without my mother have redden the review of it. The bad part about all this is that there is no reasonable explanation for which the things i can and cannot do.

My father says, " you are old enough to do your fair share of work around the house."

My mother says, " you are much to young to run the power lawn mower alone."

He says " cant you read anything but comic books."

She says " where on earth did you get that magazine? you are to young to read that sort of thing

Do you know what i thing... I thing my parents are trying to raise the perfect kid, and the next time the say I'm to young for thins too old for that i plan to tell them so

You thing I'm going to turn out perfect?" ill say. " HA your old enough to know better."

And that is what i had to do for the audition